Friday Fun: How to Keep JW’s Away

Posted: March 9, 2012 by Brett Kunkle in Just for Fun

Okay, not that we really want to keep Jehovah’s Witnesses away, but this is still funny.

  1. Adrian Urias says:


  2. Tee Ar says:

    The Watchtower shall visit you in March (across the street yesterday), announcing its Memorial for Jesus’ execution on a Pole.

    But their picture at Facebook shows only 1 spike through both wrists
    (as in “You Can Live Forever in Paradise on Earth,” 1982, p. 171) —

    In John 20:25, Thomas says,
    “Unless I see the print of the Nails-s-s in his hands-s-s, … I will not believe.”

    Ron Rhodes asks, “In view of John 21:18, 19, how can a crucifixion be on an upright stake if the hands are out-stretched?”
    (“Reasoning From the Scriptures with the Jehovah’s Witnesses,” 1993, p. 397).

    “… Why does Matthew 27:37 say a sign was put above Jesus’ Head instead of His Hands?” (p. 398).

    To support their assertion that the Cross is an idol (in “Let God Be True,” 1952), they cite 1st Corinth-ians 10:4 & Exodus 20:4 & 5 (“carved image”).
    “Since Christians do not bow down and worship crosses, Exo. 20 is not relevant …, is it?” (p. 400).